Gwyneth Paltrow is finally letting the world see how funny she is and having a really great time. Ever since Gwynnie took on “Glee”, she’s been everywhere singing including the Grammys and New Jersey to stealing the stage from Beyonce in London recently. Is she the ultimate ‘renaissance’ woman or what? Seriously.
As if I weren’t amazed enough by this Golden Goddess, now she is posing in nothing more than fish net stockings and Harry Winston jewels (that’s quite a step up from bedazzling) for Vanity Fair jewelry special. Must. Stop. Eating. Still, my favorite thing Gwyneth has done recently which she has spoken about on a number of occasions, is rapping N.W.A. on Britain’s Graham Norton Show:
G.P. admitted she has yet to make her own music. Oh Darling, please come make a record where I work and that would be insane. It got me to thinking what would Gwyneth’s own album sound like because I don’t think the duets on Matthew Morrison’s lame duck album (remember when he kept promising us he was gonna make an album that sounded like J.Timberlake? WTF turkey!) of “Somewhere Over the Rainbow” are really the direction she would go musically on a solo project. We’ve heard GP covered country, pop, adult contemporary, and of course her #1 duet (in Australia) with Huey Lewis “Cruisin'” and now rap. Hmm though I love her I don’t think so, I’d much rather her sing something that had a bit of Brazilian feel to it for some reason, you know a little “Girl from Ipanema” spiciness with maybe her “brother” Hova doing some lyrical assault to add some fresh flavors.
How about some guest stars?
Tay Swifty – they could battle it out as a country hip hop showdown
Beyonce and Gwyneth have a huge dance number they can boogie on down to?
Gwyneth and Chris Martin actually get filmed together for a stirring guitar duet?
Gwyneth and Leighton Meister film a video with a stalker theme…as in Leighton has a girl crush on her after ‘Country Strong’/a send up of her hit movie “The Roommate”, of course they’d have to out do The Lonely Island/Beiber send-up.
No matter what it turns out to be, I’m glad Gwyneth is talking about it and therefore it’s a possibility.
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