Oh my naughty, lil stubborn bulldog is testing me. She is trying to chew on many things including my toes! Ouch.
Oh mon petit chien you are a delightful little minx! Once someone comes up to pet you, suddenly you become a delicate snorting flower of happiness and forget you didn’t want to be outside a moment ago.
Your human loves you sooooooo much I’m going to throw you a puppy shower. Yes, that’s right! In order to keep you in the manner to which you French ladies like to be aka chic & more stylish than me we have to outfit you as such.
xx Human Mommy